KoL New Items & Skill Thread! New Items : Cherry - Found in the Level One Menagerie and the Fruit Insanity Casino Adventure: This is a cherry. The last time you saw something like this, it was floating through some kind of weird blue maze filled with dots. Jumbo Olive - Found in The Palindome and the Fruit Insanity Casino Adventure: This is one of the largest olives you've ever seen. It's round, and plump, and dripping with... well... olive juice. Coconut Shell - Found at the Distant Lands Dude Ranch Shore Adventure: This is a coconut shell with a big hole in it. If you hold it up to your ear, you can hear the sound of coconut milk sloshing around. Soda Water - Found in The Demon Market: This is a single-serving bottle of soda water. It's like a single serving of water with a single serving of carbon dioxide infused into it. Magical ice cubes - Found at the Large Donkey Mountain Ski Resort Shore Adventure: This is a handful of ice cubes that have been enchanted in such a way as to make them very difficult to melt. Boxed Wine - Found at the Orcish Frat House: This is a plastic bladder full of wine in a cube-shaped cardboard box. You are already too educated stupid to understand the truth of nature's harmonic simultaneous 4-liter wine cube. Tequila - Unknown drop location New Drink Recipes Dry Martini = Gin + Jumbo Olive Dry Vodka Martini = Vodka + Jumbo Olive Vesper = Dry Vodka Martini + Skewered Jumbo Olive Cherry bomb = Skewered Cherry + Old-Fashioned Sangria Del Diablo = Skewered Cherry + Sangria Sangria = Cherry + Boxed Wine Old-Fashioned = Cherry + Whiskey Perpendicular Hula = Strawberry Daiquiri + Magical Ice Cubes Monkey Wrench = Rum + Grapefruit Wine Spritzer = Boxed Wine + Soda Water Strawberry Wine = Boxed Wine + Strawberry Old Drink Changes Fuzzbumps now give 4 drunkness (old news, I know!) and the Tiny Plastic Sword drinks now give 6 drunkness, lower substats, and a higher amount adventures than before. In other booze related news, each fruit (Cherry, Lime, and Jumbo Olive) will now make two TPS drinks. DIRTY MARTINI - You drink the dirty martini, you dirty so and so. This drink is now created by combining the Dry Martini with the Skewered JUMBO olive. FUZZBUMP - This is a tangy whiskey drink served in a coconut. Before you saw this, you never imagined that whiskey could be so... feminine. PINK PONY - This is a drink made of wine and strawberries, served in a coconut. Could it get any more effeminate than this? Probably, but I don't wanna know how. OCEAN MOTION - This is a drink made of rum and grapefruit juice, served in a coconut. You put the grapefruit in the coconut and shake it all up. Wait, no, that's not right at all. ROLL IN THE HAY - This is a drink made of whiskey, soda water, a tiny umbrella, and a name designed to make you blush. CONGRADULATIONS! The Rat of the Month, for the month of December is: Redfemme2 1/27/05 KimVengeance has a Golden Mr. A now, which gives her 5 Golden Buffs to give out per day: If you need "The Smile of Mr. A" for PVP, just write and ask KimVengeance. 1/24/05-2/7/05 Clan Challenge: {Ok Moon and I have discussed the changes Jick has made, making some things more rare, so we took this into consideration.} The prize, a special rank above the top generic Three Star General position. Anyone of any rank who wins the challenge can gain special rank of thier very own. The rules are, collect the given amount from ONE of these categories below within a Two Week period, starting today. Put it all in the chest at once so I can keep track, and notify me when you do so I can credit you the win. I will then create a special rank for you. You just have to tell me what its called and I'll set it up when I'm online. Participation is not mandatory, but it is mandatory if you want the rank. The categories (pick one): 50 Brain 50 Box 50 spring 50 skull 30 Chef's Hat 40 Papaya 50 Lime 50 noodles 50 hellion cube 50 Reagent 30 Spooky Mushroom 50 rat appendix ***The challenge benefits the clan in that, for instance you won't have to scrounge for or buy every single one of the bartender/chef parts all the time if you cook or make drinks a lot. You can trade for them from the chest if we work together each scrounging a number of each part. And some of the other things listed would help make hell ramen and chow mein or drinks or potions. I'd like us to get some Chef's hats and brains in the chest mainly, but the donations of hellion cubes has worked out pretty good, so that I focused on noodles or reagents in my scrounging a couple times and got Hell Ramen into the chest more easilly.*** 11/10/04 Good ways to regain MP and HP: Pixel Potions build up a small amount of HP or MP: 1) Blue Pixel Potion = MP 2) Red Pixel Potion = HP 3) Green Pixel Potion = MP and HP Phonix Down Purple Pixel Pie Star familiar will build MP Make sure you have a "bean bag chair" in your campground. Items needed to combine are: Dirty Knitted Dred Sack found in the Hippy Camp Ground Beans found in the Knob Goblin Kitchen 10/31/04 For those trick or teating clan members: Hord these items, because they won't be back until next year! Pixel Gear gets you candyhearts Ninja suit gets you coldhots Mining Gear gives dwarven Bread Cold weather gear gets wintermints Yendorian finery gets candiedcobald Star Garb gets Senior Mints Crimbo gets fruitcake Bugbear, Furry, HaremGirl, Hippy, Pirate, Fratboy suits all got normal game items 10/2/04 I don't know this for 100% certain, but in the forums it is believed that the Ghost pickle factory will return at Halloween. Thinking about selling brine now for what ever you can get for it..... what it is at now maybe close to the highest price it will be. 10/2/04 Goofballs are highly addictive. Once taken, if you do not continue to take them your stats will fall a lot, kind of like withdrawls. Try to avoid this if possible. Don't take drugs kids. 9/30/04 Adynein reports: lol, ok goofballs are not for stats. Take at your own risk!!!! 9/29/04 Market gain: Sold a bunch of Ghoul Goulash in the mall for about 75000 each. Nice way to make some cash. This is related to players trying to get the Ghoul trophy. 9/29/04 Ghoul Goulash is not an item you can make, it must be adventured for in the Cemetery. 9/29/04 Tomato daiquiris is not an item you can make. It is given to you when you use your bartender in a box. After making 100 drinks it blows up and may or may not give out tomato daiquiris. This is why they are so expensive in the mall.

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